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Charles De Mar offering condolences for a maternal explosion with the emotional depth of someone returning a library book is peak cosmic indifference. Nobody on that mountain operates in the same reality, and honestly, that's the appeal. Inspired by Better Off Dead.
The Details:
Gray smoke wisps rise upward behind the text from a stylized lit cigarette at the bottom. Distressed white uppercase text reads "GEE, I'M REALLY SORRY YOUR MOM BLEW UP, RICKY." in a worn, vintage texture. A cigarette with a golden filter, white body, and red glowing tip sits centered beneath the quote.
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Ships within 48 hours · Estimated delivery Jun 21 - Jun 26
US$40
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