We Ain't Found Shit - Unisex HoodieCombing the desert with an Ace brand comb is peak military compliance, the kind of futile grunt work that deserves its own union logo. Dark Helmet's orders finally met their match in four words of deadpan resignation. Inspired by Spaceballs. The Details: Distressed black arched text reads "WE AIN'T" across the top. Below, a black silhouette depicts two Spaceballs troopers dragging an oversized comb labeled "ACE" through scattered sand particles,