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Paperboys operating with Terminator-level persistence don't negotiate payment plans or accept your excuses about suicidal ski runs. Two dollars, cash, no substitutions, and that switchblade comb means business. Inspired by Better Off Dead.
The Details:
Bold white uppercase block text reads "DIDN'T ASK FOR A DIME" across the top. A white line-art illustration of a switchblade comb, with its folding handle open and comb teeth extended like a blade, sits centered below. White block text at the bottom reads "$2.00 CASH."
Fit & Fabric:
Ships within 48 hours · Estimated delivery Jun 22 - Jun 27
US$40
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