Dr. Jones Professor of Archaeology - Unisex T-ShirtListing "Obtainer of Rare Antiquities" on a business card is a classy way to say "grave robber with tenure." Marcus Brody vouching for your credentials doesn't make the resume less criminal. Inspired by Indiana Jones. The Details: Arched golden cream serif text reads "Expert Of The Occult" above "Obtainer Of Rare Antiquities." A distressed earth tone illustrated portrait of Dr. Jones in his brown fedora sits over Egyptian hieroglyphics in muted gold