Ski Greendale - Better Off Dead - Unisex T-ShirtGreendale's tourism board leaning into "fly speck on the map" as a selling point is braver than anything Lane Meyer ever attempted on that mountain. Purgatory with snow deserves its own lodge gift shop clearance bin. Inspired by Better Off Dead. The Details: Flowing white cursive script reads "Ski" above large hollow green block letters reading "GREENDALE." White illustrated mountain peaks with small evergreen trees flank the range on both sides.