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Claiming botanical ignorance right before delivering a flawless character assassination is the oldest move in the passive-aggressive playbook. That cactus is just a green alibi standing between you and a conversation with HR.
The Details:
Arched white vintage serif text reads "I'M NO CACTUS EXPERT, BUT" above bold centered white block lettering reading "I KNOW A PRICK WHEN I SEE ONE." A stylized hand-drawn saguaro cactus in yellow-green with darker green line details sits below, depicting a tall trunk with two upward-curving arms.
Fit & Fabric:
Ships within 48 hours · Estimated delivery Jun 23 - Jun 28
US$40
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