Instant Pirate Just Add Rum - Unisex Tank TopRum's transformation of a regular person into a pirate has a better success rate than most self help programs. Somewhere around drink three, the accent kicks in and the decorative oar at Applebee's becomes loot. The Details: Distressed white text reads "INSTANT" in an arched layout above a detailed skull wearing a tricorn hat with a small skull and crossbones emblem, jaw open, bandana across the forehead, flanked by two crossed cutlasses behind and